December 2011
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Stomp Your Feet If You Wanna...
If you’ve read any of my previous posts on this site, you’re well aware that I have little tolerance for most things in life including but not limited to people, situations, cats, cab drivers, babies… let’s be honest, most objects living or not I come in contact with are going to annoy me. If you’re reading this right now and you happen to be an AT&T customer...
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“You’ve already won me over in spite of me, and don’t be alarmed if I...”
– Alanis Morissette
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Him: Come get your sandals out of my room. You have 3 minutes.
Me: WHAT SANDALS
Him: They have a brown sole with a blue and white thong thing. I think you left them here that day we went to the beach.
Me: GIVE THEM HERE
Him: I've got a bunch of stuff to bring to the Salvation Army, I'll just throw those in
Me: Throw yourself in and leave my sandals alone!
Him: Howww rude (spoken in Full House Olsen twin voice)
Me: I would buy you for 50 cents if I saw you hanging in there...no more. no less.
Him: I wouldn't let you buy me, I'd start kicking as soon as you got near me.
