February 2012
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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
– Willy Wonka
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I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but...
– Hunter S. Thompson
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Quieting her mind.
She’s trying her hardest to separate her past from her future. She’s trying her best to tell her screaming mind to quiet down and to stop pushing forth various damaging scenarios based solely on past experiences. The past does not dictate the future. Voices at war in her mind argue about whether to trust the love lessons she has learned or to brush them aside to take another chance. A chance she...
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Friendly Interview Advice.
Him: Walk in with a cardboard picture of my face placed over yours. I'm too handsome to turn down.
Me: Can I glue it to a stick and talk in a low voice?
Him: Toooooo handsome... It's a curse.
Me: There won't even be an interview in that case, just 'let us show you to your office'
Him: I'm offered PR jobs left and right as I walk down the street.
Me: Why turn them down?
Him: Because I would dominate the PR game putting all others out of business and then the U.S. government would break up my monopoly... I've already played it all out in my handsome brain.
Me: So this real estate thing keeps you safe...
Him: Yes... for now.
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When you smile with those eyes baby, it’s like you place a finger on my...
– Anna Nalick, Forever Love
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