Him: You saw black swan right?
Me: Yep, did you just see it?
Him: There's 28 minutes left, did I miss the make out scene?
Me: Um, what are they doing right now, what scene?
Him: It was just the scene where Natalie Portman was going crazy and slammed the door on her mom's hand and pulled a feather out of her back
Him: God its been like 6 minutes, just do it already
Him: Why is she turning into a swan?
Him: Why do people think Natalie Portman is better looking than Mila Kunis?
Him: Where is Mila, I haven't even seen her
Him: I NEED ANSWERS
Me: I think you missed the hook up part, you can't start in the middle fool
Him: Look, it was on and I wanted to see some hot port on kun smooching... looks like mkun is about to get shanked up with some broken glass... yep it's happening
Me: haha I can't believe you've never seen this
Him: This movie looks like it's terrible... it only won awards cause she's got white powder on her face and there's classical music playing non stop
Him: LAWYERED
Him: How many minutes left in the movie is it when they mouth embrace? Tell me exactly.
Me: 67 mins and 4 seconds
Him: Don't be a smartass. You're really starting to grind my gears.