Him: Come get your sandals out of my room. You have 3 minutes.
Me: WHAT SANDALS
Him: They have a brown sole with a blue and white thong thing. I think you left them here that day we went to the beach.
Me: GIVE THEM HERE
Him: I've got a bunch of stuff to bring to the Salvation Army, I'll just throw those in
Me: Throw yourself in and leave my sandals alone!
Him: Howww rude (spoken in Full House Olsen twin voice)
Me: I would buy you for 50 cents if I saw you hanging in there...no more. no less.
Him: I wouldn't let you buy me, I'd start kicking as soon as you got near me.